What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

i like it in the mouth

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Church.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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