Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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Anti Joke

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