- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

field day?

Do your parents know you're gay?

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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