- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

I have an erection My mom!

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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