- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Justin Beiber

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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