Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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Potato!

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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