- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Do your parents know you're gay?

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

field day?

women's rights

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

kesha is a virgin.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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