- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

bryden is a faggot

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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