What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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more like nig!

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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Poop

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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