Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Obama

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Bean.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Yanter, Look it up

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Tunechi

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