- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

My parents have an open marriage.

how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Jayden Eccles

42, that is all

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

david poredos

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

My dad

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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