Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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troll----> hahaha---->

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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