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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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