Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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