How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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