Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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honest politician

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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