What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

A women's opinion.

A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

women's rights

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What's two plus two? Window

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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