what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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baby seal walks into a club

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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Choir.

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I'm Jewish

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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A man sat on a chair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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