What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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