What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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test

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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I grunt when I poop.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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