What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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richard is fag

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Your Mom

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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neil likes pube toast

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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