Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Once upon a time

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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obama

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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feminism

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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