Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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Im batman...suck it losers

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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you and your family will die tonight

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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