What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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Christianity

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Anti Joke

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