Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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    Woman, this is serious business, tell me or tell me not, have you ever had me? Moral: I do not PLAY hard to get! I GET HARD TO PLAY!

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    DOES IT SEEM TO YOU LIKE I WORK ALL NIGHT AND DAY TO PRODUCE EPICURE COMMENTS? Seriously, I am going to bed, if you got some crap comment just to ruin my last comment then go fuck yourself because I wont be fucking you. MORAL: SOME PEOPLE DESERVE MY BEST, THESE PEOPLE DESERVE MY WORST! Anyway... Just so you know, that comment about the hardness of my MANSTICK OF STONEFLESH, IS NOT THE BEST...*gasp*... THAT NERO CAN PRODUCE! *applause*

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    Sure ;)

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    WOMAN! WHAT PART OF DO NOT DENY DO YOU NOT COMPRENDE! ESPANOL LO HABLAS! So.. If you reply, then you are the Lord and not I... And I WOULD NEVAR! INTERCERSE WITH A LORD OR A KING! (Maybe a dragking... NOT!)

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