What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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