- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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