- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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Women's rights

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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