Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Mitt Romney

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

You know what's catchy? A cold

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

Your wife died during the delivery.

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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