- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

-_- i like trains ... -_-

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Lewis

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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