Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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once upon a time, it snowed

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You read the Terms of Service.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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