- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

knock knock who's there? hope

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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