- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

I have down syndrome. -RDV

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

im a willy bum bum

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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