What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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