- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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