What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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Basically copying you.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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