Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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I agree

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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