Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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knock knock

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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