- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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