- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

penus

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

your mom died.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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