How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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What's big and white?

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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guess what chicken butt

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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Anti Joke

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