- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

look under under where under under where. under the couch

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Safe sex MR

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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