- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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