guess what chicken butt

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

A man buys a prius

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

One day a man walked into a wall

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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