- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Why was the woman?

My parents died!

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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