- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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