Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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Once upon a time

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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PSN IS UP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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