A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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A man killed himself.

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Wanna here a good joke?

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How come grilled cheese?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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