- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

why is my phone broken i dropped it

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

falling didnt make the difference

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Where's my tractor?

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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