- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

honest politician

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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