What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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