why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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A man walks into a bar with a pack of Marlboros and promptly starts to light a cigarette. The bartender rushes over to stop him. "Hey! We don't allow smoking in here chump! Take it outside." The man replies with a big grin on his face. "Oh no sir. These ain't no ordinary cigarettes. My granddad gave me this pack a decade ago on his death bed." He pulls it out and shows the bartender 19 stale smokes. "He told me that any who took a single drag off any of them would have their biggest wish come true." the man recalled. The bartender had a perplexed look on his face and yelled "What the f*** are you talking about? Get out of here before I curb check your a**!" The man was then hastily escorted out by security. He then died 4 days later from autoerotic asphyxiation.

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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