- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

run farther?

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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