Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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