- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

A dyslexic blind man

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

you and your family will die tonight

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Tim and Eric

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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