Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Stealth baseballs record

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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you first

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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