What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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