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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

Has u seen my grammar?

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

My life :(

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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