- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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