What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

Womens rights !

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

What you reading? reading?

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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