- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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