Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Rebecca Black's career.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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