Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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