What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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You're a frog

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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butt sex

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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