What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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hextech crafting too opieop

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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Your Mom!!!

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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