Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Oh, right

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...