- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

Roses are red, Violets are violet

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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