Do your parents know you're gay?

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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