What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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anal seepage

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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