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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you and your family will die tonight

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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