- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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