What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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suck my balls mr.garison

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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out of your comfort zone

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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Anti Joke

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