- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

Do you like your life? No. OK.

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

heyy emit chase wazzup

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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