- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

I've got a dig bick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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