- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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