- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

cliché rebecca black joke.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

I have a gay camel

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

Roses are red, Violets are violet

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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