Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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