What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Your Mom!!!

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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hextech crafting too opieop

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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