- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

Basically copying you.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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