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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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