Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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