- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

Your Mother

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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