- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

What's the difference between? Your mom.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Alex Gedrose.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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