- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

A man killed himself.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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