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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

troll----> hahaha---->

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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