Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Knock, Knock ...

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

-knock knock! -doors open

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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