- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

A man walks into a bar Ouch

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

So, same time tomorrow then?

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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