Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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