- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

Velcro. What a rip off.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

My mum is called Steve

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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