- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

roses are red, violets are violet.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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