Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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anal seepage

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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