How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Has u seen my grammar?

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

My life :(

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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