An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

Church.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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