You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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Daym im romantic

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Christians pornstars.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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