- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

A black person walks out of KFC

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Women's rights.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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