- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

42, that is all

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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