How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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What do you call a black man? Black

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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Anti Joke

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