- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come anti jokes r funny

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

42, that is all

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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