Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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You read the Terms of Service.

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

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