Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

Whats In My Trash? Bears

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

Roses come in a variety of colors.

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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