why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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troll----> hahaha---->

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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