When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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A man... walks.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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