What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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