- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Your Mother

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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