At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

what's funnier than hell? heaven

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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