who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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