A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

kcuf read it backwards

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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