- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

NEVER

Caca.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

What color is red paint? Red

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

Women's rights.

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