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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

JUST KIDDING^

Carrot fingers

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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