- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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