- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

So a baby seal walks into a club

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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