A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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He walked in a bar

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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anal seepage

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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