Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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Why did the baby cross the road? A very uncaring parent left their infant outside. The unsupervised baby then crawled under the fence and began to head towards the road. When the baby began to cross the road, there were two cars coming from both directions. Luckily, they saw the baby and came to an abrupt stop. Unfortunately, when the baby made it to the other side, an eagle swooped down and snatched the baby, because it is a bird of prey. Fortunately, the child's life was spared by the eagle. The Department of Child Services showed up later only to confiscate the baby from the parents. The eagle wanted to adopt it, but it could not speak nor could it sign the legal documents because it was an eagle.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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