- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

i have two hands.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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