- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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