- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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