What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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Gay Rights

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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learn the ropes?

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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