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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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