- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Your grandma's cookies.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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