Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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