- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

anal seepage

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

The dewey decimal system

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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