- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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