Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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kcuf read it backwards

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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