- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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