- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

One day a man walked into a wall

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

adam hodgson !

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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