- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

whats one plus one penis

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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