- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Politics

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Cleveland winning something

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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