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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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