A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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That's what she didn't say

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Darude- Sandstorm

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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im a dragon, no im not

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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