when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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womens rights.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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