Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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Justin Beiber

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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oooh look a banshee

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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this is not a joke. jks

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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