- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Why was the woman?

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

My parents died!

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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