A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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69 :)

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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lol

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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I love pissing people off :P

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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Safe sex MR

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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Anti Joke

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