A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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Three black men were walking...

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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