- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

The Game

Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

Justin's humor

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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