- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

L's I's that took Viagra.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Wait what? I did not type that!

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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