What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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what do u call a apple a apple

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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