- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

Illumati Confirmed

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

You will not press the like button.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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