Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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WHAT????

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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when debbie meets downer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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