- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

Nickelback.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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