The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

its funny cuz i laughed!

Gorden Brown.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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