why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.