Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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this site is an antijoke

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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