A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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