- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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