What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Three black men were walking...

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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