Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Black people

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