- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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