- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

You read the Terms of Service.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

Why does life suck? Because it does

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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