- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

wots brown and smells like shite shite

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

womens rights

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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