Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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Women's Rights.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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