Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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Female rights.

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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