- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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