- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Asians

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Your wife died during the delivery.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

V I T A M I N C !

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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