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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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