A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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Gun Control

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cats are pussies

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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Women.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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