- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

why dont they make black forks

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

good one jess !!

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