- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

So does Blake

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

children burning

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

I pooped.

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