Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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honest politician

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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