- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What's white and gluey Glue

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

i just pooped that is all!

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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