What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

woman..parallel parking

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Poop

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

world peace

Firgen and the blung brigade

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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