What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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"Knock knock." "No."

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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