- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

Cancer.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

What can fly? Lots of things

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

What's green and blue? yellow

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What's white and gluey Glue

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