Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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dick dick dick... frogs

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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Punching a baby

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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