Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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