Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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You suck big fat slobber

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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What's clear and wet? water

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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