Getting up for a black person on a buss

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Black...

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Anti Joke

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