- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

woman's rights

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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