- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Guess what? Bananas

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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