- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

Your dads dead. lol

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

non poop

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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