Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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how did the man die he didnt

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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are you gay does your mom know

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People with cancer.

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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poop nuff said

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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