- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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