why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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