- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do your parents know you're gay?

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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