- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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