- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

baby seal walks into a club

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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