- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

yes i can connor, this is brett.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

Women's rights

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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