- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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