How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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a horse nibbled a baby

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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