- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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