- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

hey, my names mark.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Roses are red, Violets are violet

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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