split your ass cheek

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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Black people

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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