- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

Agent 47.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Cows are land manatees.

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