- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

sure!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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