- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Why was the woman?

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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