Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

women's rights, lol

Why did the

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Koalas mum is a slut

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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