Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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