Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

whats yellow? lots of things.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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