Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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