Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Where's my tractor?

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

knock knock who's there? hope

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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