- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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