- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Hey, Max!!

A man... walks.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

I like your hair

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

I am a women

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

world society

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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