What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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an athiest walks into a church

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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