A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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