Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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