Romeny or Obama? Obamney

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

i dont care if you rate me or not

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

Anti Joke

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