What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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