What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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scientology.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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quik reply fuckker, im at the room on the left at the uh... forgot anywayss third floor, to the end of the hospital, btw, I told The Goat and Fingern to wait for you at the entrance, and I paid them to kick your ass... WHOS YOUR DADDY! Well soon ill be your dad and the father of your sisters first kid! Man, relax, I told them to just drag you outside and kick you in the nuts, then some atomixc elbows and make u bleed... Your suufering is none of use of me if your ded, plz reply abut your sufferage when they are done, u really think id fight your dirty shit yourself? I AM THE LEADer THE ONE WHO KNOcKS! I DONT LIKE THE FIGHT! PEOPLE FIGHT FOR ME! IN MY NamEN MY GLORY!! Amen, you will soon become an uncle... Nah, tell your sis its a joke, I already told her I insist bangign her look at the pone Goat has in his poket, her last responz is "now?" and two smileys with eyes poppingg XD Seriously, if they are not already kicking your ass... Well, they sent me a pic, I suppose you will end up at the hospital too, looks bad kid... But you know the goat, that kid wants to kill, and probably has... ill let theem know that if thhhhey kill youu, they hmmm... then I cantt beat you um mysepf, so no killins in my name, reelas ill call em, but you are just bruise now, I want moar blood. Nero Metal, the coldest leader, of the universe. (dat tok like 6 mins to tyype so wort it, if you diee, i dont responsible for the goat, but i think finger will stop him zoon.

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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