- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

so... how about that airplane food

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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