- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Me Neither.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

What did Delaware? A coat.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

women's rights

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Y u do dis?

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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