What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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Boob

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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I drive a 'rarri

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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