- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

Because she has down's syndrome

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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