- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Chuck Norris Dies.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

hard cheese

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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