Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

Women's Rights

a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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