Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Stop. Seriously stop.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

how did the man die he didnt

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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