What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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A guy asks his girl friend to marry him and she says yes, so he buys her a new car - a Lamborghini Countach - she loves this car and she goes everywhere in it. One day, she picks up her kids from school. She's got a boy and a girl. As she's driving down the road, a car pulls up in front of her and they have a really nasty accident and she falls into a coma. When she wakes up from the coma there is a doctor next to her and she quickly asks doctor, "Where is my son? He was really good at football, he could have played for England and been better than Beckham." The doctor replies, "I'm so sorry, in the accident he lost his leg he won't be able to kick a football any more." The woman asks about her daughter. "Doctor, where is my daughter? She was really good at tennis and she could have been the best in the world and won at Wimbledon." The doctor says, "Sorry but in the accident she lost her arms and she won't be able to pick up a racket any more." She begins to cry. "Doctor," asks the woman, "how long have I been in this coma?" The doctor replies, "Six months." "So what's the date?" asks the woman. "April 1st," says the doctor. The woman begins to laugh "So you were joking then, were you?" Doctor: "YES... they had minor breaks and cuts but both have made full recoveries. I'll get them and your fiancé down here straight away." The woman is relieved and is discharged three days later to continue recuperating at home, while the doctor is sent to a tribunal for tricking her into believing her children had been maimed and eventually accepts early retirement with a generous severance package.

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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Anti Joke

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