yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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when debbie meets downer

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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An Artic Storm.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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Anti Joke

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