What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

An epileptic man attends a rave.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Nickelback.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock Know! Come in!

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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