How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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