Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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I pooped.

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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