- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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